Stolen from tvskyle!

Write down 12 of your characters, then answer the questions!

1. Linneah Windham
2. Julian Bell
3. Paul LaForge
4. Alexis “Lexie” Windham
5. David Grantmeyer
6. Susquehanna “Quee” Stark
7. Keith Carroll
8. Sherrilyn “Lynie” Taylor
9. Michael Slaiby
10. Arkady Luzhin
11. Vlah D. Vlah
12. Lyudmilla O’Sullivan

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Hee. Unless the class was in “Suppressing Evil Siblings” or “Nefarious Teenage Bloodletting,” I’d have to say that Quee would be a better professor than Vlah.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
He’s very, very hot. Cute as a button, smart, funny, incredibly generous and good-hearted…David is very, very lucky.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Lyudmilla, having found her legwarmer collection accosted by moths and full of holes, asks Lynie to knit her 12 pair in 48 hours or less. Lynie does it in 36 hours, and makes her a sweater and bobble hat as well.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Hmmm…good one. Michael would be most fond, I think, of the Russian history book he found that had a picture of Arkady and his family in it, marked as “unknown members of the Russian Imperial Court.”

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Hee. Julian would probably do it if it made Quee happy. But Quee would be too busy petting him and squeeing over her new gay friend to do that.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Hmm. Well, Arkady and Michael tend to come as a package deal. However, assuming they don’t, I think David would get along with Michael well because they’re similar in being stoic, patient sorts, and would also get along with Arkady because he’s silly, and David is too. However, since being involved with David necessarily involves taking care of him a bit, Michael’s greater physical ability to do that tips the scales in his favor.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Hmmm…Julian, Keith and Lyudmilla. Well, Julian and Keith are two of the largest natural sources of silliness on earth, so they would get along pretty quick. Lyudmilla would be shy at first, but Julian would draw her into the conversation with talk of their mutual love of the 80s and cute boys. They’d probably go for burgers or something, maybe to Red Robin.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Oookay…Paul challenges Arkady to a duel. This would not happen. But let’s play along.
Paul: Hey, vampire guy. I’d like to die and stuff. Duel me?
Arkady: What is this weirdness? Are you part lemming? Come here. *slurps*
Paul: *dies*

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Well, if we’re talking about material possessions only, Lynie would reluctantly let Linneah keep her only picture of her late father, because that bitch be crazy, and Lynie’s not stupid. However, if we’re using an expanded definition of “possession,” she would bring the pain in order to get Keith or, later, Oliver, back from her, including calling in all possible military/police/big-guy-with-stick forces available.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Keith and Lyudmilla, both getting what they want? Hmmm…”Cartoonist hits it big with comic, movie, TV show in which ponytailed girl has lots of babies with Nebraskan count.”

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Linneah and Lexie, working together? This is impossible. Linneah would have to be lobotomized.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Keith and I would get along great He’s so much like Kyle.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Paul? Paul, look at me. Look into my eyes, and listen. Listening? Okay. DUMP LINNEAH RIGHT NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. Thank you.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes! Kyle and Lindsay have both draw Vlah before.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Oh, man. This worked out to be characters who actually know one another, and actually have relationships. Hmm…if Lexie was to come back to life, Julian would still pick David, but he’d still be friends with Lexie.

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
“Feel my bookish rage, jerk!” in Russian.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Voyager by Daft Punk. She can dance very sleekly to it.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
If Linneah wanted it, Quee would convince Lyudmilla to just let her have it, since Lyudmilla might be dumb enough to fight for it.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“Wow, that’s a really nice shirt. Where did you get it?” *blush*

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Gosh…I dunno. Jaywalking, cause he can’t see the crosswalk signals?

21) What is 6's secret?
That she’ll never get over Keith, and she’d leave Benny in a second if Keith asked her to.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Michael’s got longer legs, so he’d win, since they both have vampire speed.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Keith is bigger, but Lynie-speed-fu is mighty. So I have to go with her.